labious

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A huge labial area that looks like it was dragged through a sewer and then beaten with a bag of bricks.
My cousin’s labia looked like a sewer rat had a party in there.
I thought I was looking at a raccoon’s butt when I saw her labia.
My labia are so big, I could hide a whole family in there.
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A wicked French pitbull-bulldog hybrid that looks like it was cursed by a priest and dipped in glitter.
That labious dog looked like it came out of a horror movie and had glitter for breakfast.
My neighbor’s dog is so labious, it makes the Pope look normal.
That dog’s face is so evil, it could scare a vampire.
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A type of vagina that looks like someone took a roast beef, threw it in a blender, and then yelled at it.
Her labia looked like a roast beef got into a fight with a blender.
I swear that vagina looked like it was in a blender and got yelled at.
That labia was so messed up, it should have its own reality show.
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When a girl’s labia looks like someone took a roast beef, threw it in a blender, and then yelled at it.
Her labia looked like someone took a roast beef and cursed it.
That girl’s labia looked like it had a beef with a blender.
I thought she had a beef with a blender, but no, it was her labia.
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