labinota

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the most amazing wife and mom ever, but only when she’s not screaming at the kids or the dog

I love her, but I don’t know how she survives the chaos.

She’s perfect, until the dog eats her shoes.

She’s the best, but only if she doesn’t have to cook dinner.

the only person who can make you feel like a failure just by looking at you

She gave me that look, and I instantly felt like I failed life.

She didn’t say a word, but I knew I messed up.

I spilled coffee on her shirt, and she didn’t even need to talk.

a woman who can cook, clean, and yell at you all in one day

She cooked breakfast, cleaned the house, and yelled at me for being late.

She did everything, and I did nothing. I’m lucky.

She’s like a superhuman who also hates my life.