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The only person who can make football look like a glorious war and still get a kick out of it.
He turned a 1-1 draw into a masterpiece. Like a god, but with more edits.
He called a 3-2 loss 'a glorious defeat.' I cried.
He made a 20-minute highlight reel out of a 90-minute game. I got a headache and a high score.