Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The flappy parts around your snatch that you wish were smaller and less noticeable.

My labii look like they were painted by a drunk clown.

I can't stop staring at my labii in the mirror.

My labii are the reason I failed my math test.

2

The outer and inner flaps that make your vagina look like it’s wearing a dress.

My labii are so big, they have their own zip code.

I tried to hide my labii under my shirt, but it didn’t work.

My labii are the reason I got a D in gym class.

3

The parts of your crotch that you wish were less flappy and more confident.

My labii are so flappy, they flap when I sneeze.

I used to think my labii were normal, but then I saw my friend’s.

My labii are so big, they could be a full-time job.

4

The outer and inner parts of your snatch that you wish had a better fashion sense.

My labii are so out of style, they look like they came from the 80s.

I tried to wear a skirt, but my labii showed.

My labii are so big, they could be a new continent.

5

The flappy bits of your crotch that make you feel like a walking joke.

My labii are so flappy, they flap when I walk.

My labii are the reason I get teased in the bathroom.

My labii are so big, they could be a new sport.

6

The outer and inner parts of your snatch that make you wish you had a better life.

My labii are so big, they could be a new city.

I blame my labii for my bad grades.

My labii are the reason I can't wear shorts.