Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your butt gets invaded by both lice and scabies at the same time. It's like having a party in your crack, and no one asked.

My labies is so bad, I think my butt is trying to kill me.

I had to take a shower with my dog to get rid of my labies.

My labies is so bad, my mom thinks I'm a monster.

2

The most adorable guy ever. He laughs at your jokes, buys you pizza, and may or may not propose to you in a gas station.

He's my labies, and he once proposed to me in a gas station.

My labies is so cute, he made my ex jealous.

I'm dating my labies, and he still buys me pizza.

3

A baby born to two women who are also in love with each other. It's like a gaybie, but with more drama and glitter.

My labies was born during a fight about glitter.

My labies is the cutest thing ever, and it's also a drama queen.

My labies is the reason I have a second job.

4

Two smart people who are in love and act like they’re the only two people on Earth. They also have matching socks.

They’re my labies, and they have matching socks.

My labies are so smart, they passed a test I couldn’t even read.

My labies have the brains of two people and the love of ten.

5

A fancy chair for ladies, with extra squishy parts and sometimes a little buzz. It’s like a throne, but for your privates.

I sat on my labies for three hours, and I got a little buzz.

My labies is so fancy, it has a throne vibe.

I took a nap on my labies and fell asleep.

6

The flappy part of your butt that flaps when you walk. It’s the reason you get weird looks in the mall.

My labies flaps so much, I get weird looks in the mall.

My labies is the reason I walk like a weirdo.

My labies flaps so hard, I think it's trying to get out.

7

Smelly stuff that comes out of your privates. It’s like your vag has a bad case of B. O.

My labies smells like a gym sock that’s been in the sun.

I have labies so bad, my dog runs away from me.

My labies is like a gym sock, only worse.