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When you’re like a labrador who got stuck in a blender with a bunch of other dogs and came out looking like a hot mess
My dog looked like a mud bath after a hurricane
This dog is the result of a labrador and a raccoon having a screaming match
That mutt looks like it got hit by a truck and a pizza
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When you’re so much like a labrador that even your grandma says you’re the dog version of a meatball
This dog is the reason why I eat meatballs for breakfast
He’s so round he could be a bowling ball
That dog looks like he just rolled in a meatball factory
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When you’re like a labrador who got run over by a donut truck and somehow survived
This dog is like a donut that got hit by a truck
He’s so round he could be a donut
That mutt looks like it got flattened by a donut truck and then rolled in glitter
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When you’re like a labrador who’s been eating too many burgers and forgot how to walk
This dog is like a burger that walked into a bar and got kicked out
He’s so full he could burst
That dog is like a burger that got hit by a truck and then cried
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When you’re like a labrador who got stuck in a meatball and came out looking like a hot mess
This dog is the result of a labrador and a meatball having a fight
He’s so round he could be a meatball
That mutt looks like it got tossed in a meatball and came out screaming
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