Labie (lay-be) v. n.

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A woman using her outer labia like a spoon to scoop up something messy or someone who smells like old pizza. She needs a full plate of roast beef to do it right.
She Labied the entire pizza box and ate it like it was a crime.
He was Labied by a girl in the hallway and still smells like regret.
She Labied the guy’s face during lunch and got suspended.
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When a girl uses her outer labia to take a bite out of someone or something. It only works if she’s got enough meat on her bones to pull it off.
She Labied the guy’s arm during the dance and it looked like a wrestling match.
He got Labied by his sister during breakfast and spilled his cereal.
She Labied the teacher’s back and he gave her a detention.
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A girl using her outer labia like a ladle to serve up something gross or someone who smells like a gym sock. She needs a full plate of roast beef to do it properly.
She Labied the boy’s face during the talent show and he ran out crying.
He got Labied by his mom and now he smells like a gym sock.
She Labied the principal’s desk and he gave her a warning.
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