Labibah

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A hot mess who makes everyone laugh and then rips their head off when they don't laugh hard enough. She's smart as hell and will throw a party so wild it'll make your mom cry.
You: 'Labibah, why did you bring a karaoke machine to the funeral?' Labibah: 'Because the dead man was a terrible singer.'
At the party, she starts a dance-off with the DJ and wins by doing the worm in her socks.
She told my dad he was 'a glorified mop' and then gave him a standing ovation.
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The wild card in the group. She's hot, she's married to someone you probably know, and if you mess with her, she'll make your life a living hell. You'll be begging for mercy.
She texts you at 2 a. m. saying, 'You're dead if you don't bring me pizza by 3.'
She told her husband he was 'a cheese sandwich with no bread' and he still married her.
She started a bet with your friend that you'd cry if you lost.
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