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A guy who looks like a girl but acts like a math teacher who has a boner every time he sees a multiplication problem
Bro, I saw him crying over a quadratic equation like it was his ex
He solved a calculus problem and got a hard-on in math class
He told me he dreams in decimals and wakes up with a math-related erection
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A rude guy with a tiny penis who also sucks every guy’s cock just to be popular
He called my mom a fat cow and then sucked my dad’s cock in front of the whole class
He said my pants were ugly and then sucked my teacher’s cock
He insulted my lunch and then sucked my brother’s cock in the hallway
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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The guy you shove inside your pants when you’re horny and want a big, juicy cock to make you cum
I put him in my pants and he made me cum like a water fountain
He was so big I thought I was gonna die from the amount of cum I had
He came in my pants and I screamed like I was being tortured
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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The guy you put inside your pants when you’re feeling wild and want to get lucky
I put him in my pants and he made me feel like a wild animal
He came in my pants and I felt like I was in a jungle
He made me scream like I was being chased by a lion
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A total legend who kicks ass in football, is best friends with everyone, and has a meat so big it could make a cow jealous
He kicked my ass in football and then told me he had a bigger meat than my dad
He beat up my brother and said he had meat that could beat up a cow
He scored a goal and then flexed his meat in front of the whole team
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the best at everything, has a lot of money, and a cock so big it could make a cow jealous
He told me he had more money than my dad and a cock bigger than a cow
He said he was the best at everything and had a cock that could beat up a cow
He bragged about his money and cock like he was the king of the world
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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This guy smokes so much weed he looks like he’s been through a fire, but he’s a good guy to hang out with, just be ready for his weird high texts and lazy vibes
He texted me ‘bro im so high’ while smoking weed in the middle of the street
He told me ‘i cant be bothered’ and then fell asleep on my couch
He said ‘dude im fucked’ after eating three pizzas and smoking a whole bag of weed
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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