Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your labia are so sore they feel like they got run over by a truck full of tacos and profanity.

My labia are on fire and I blame my gym shorts.

I think my labia are going to start a union.

I tried to walk and my labia said no.

2

Your labia are red, raw, and ready to throw a tantrum because they’ve been abused by your lifestyle.

I tried to wear pants and my labia cried.

My labia are so angry they’re planning a revenge party.

I think my labia are going to quit their job.

3

Your labia are swollen, sore, and probably mad at you for not giving them enough love or lube.

I tried to sit down and my labia said no thanks.

My labia are like a broken toaster, they’re just not working right now.

My labia are so sore they’re texting my thighs for backup.

4

Your labia are in a constant state of war because of all the friction and lack of mercy.

I tried to dance and my labia were like, ‘No way.’

My labia are having a battlefield and they’re not coming back.

I think my labia are going to start a war with my thighs.

5

Your labia are like a broken blender, they’ve been used too much and they’re not happy.

I tried to run and my labia were like, ‘You’re going too fast.’

My labia are so sore they’re begging for mercy.

I think my labia are going to start a strike.

6

Your labia are sore, red, and probably thinking about getting a raise because of all the abuse they’ve taken.

I tried to wear a skirt and my labia were like, ‘No way.’

My labia are so sore they’re thinking about a vacation.

I think my labia are going to file a complaint.