Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lesbian with a vagina so good it deserves its own name. Also used for a bunch of hot dikes hanging out like they own the place.

My labian is better than your mom's cooking.

These labians showed up and took over the party.

She’s a labian, and I’m her favorite labian.

2

A woman with labia, or someone who acts like they have labia and are proud of it.

My labia is so big, I could live in it.

She’s not a labian, but she wishes she was.

He said he was a labian, but he’s just a guy with a bad fantasy.

3

A lesbian who only likes other girls with labia that are so good they could be a snack.

She’s a labian and only dates girls with labia like mine.

I’m a loobian, and I only like flappy labia.

She’s a shabian and only likes labia that are short and neat.

4

A girl who’s cute, smart, and loyal, but don’t mess with her or she’ll bite your head off.

That labian is cute, but don’t touch her.

She’s a labian, and I know her from school.

She’s a labian, and I’ve seen her flip people like a pancake.

5

A girl so simple and hot, men can’t stop staring at her. But don’t get too close, she’ll punch you.

That labian is so cute, my friend asked her out.

She’s a labian, and I’ve seen her beat up guys.

He’s a labian, but he’s not the one I like.

6

Go away, I don’t want to hear your nonsense anymore.

Labian, go away, I don’t need this.

Nothing to see here, labian, go back to your labia.

Labian, I’m not your labian.