Labial

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A guy who likes to force animals into sexual positions and then laugh about it.
He once tied a cat to a chair and made it do the cha-cha.
He told the dog it had to do the deed or else no treats.
He made a goat sing karaoke and then forced it into a wrestling match.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Acting like a labia or being covered in labia, like you were born from a labia explosion.
She walked into the room and immediately took over the conversation with labia energy.
He was covered in labia from head to toe and still managed to make a mess of the kitchen.
The kid had a labia for a tongue and talked like it was a new language.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman who is like a ticking time bomb in every situation and always causes chaos.
She set off a fire alarm just to get out of a meeting.
She spilled coffee on the boss and then started a fight with the copier.
She turned a simple grocery run into a full-blown war with the checkout line.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When your labia are so big they look like they’re about to take over your whole body and make you unable to have sex.
Her labia looked like they were going to swallow the entire bedroom.
He had to take a detour just to get to the other side of his own body.
She had to use a map to find her way through her own vagina.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The flappy bits that hang out like they’re trying to escape your body for some reason.
Her labia flapped like a bird trying to fly away.
He had flappy bits that looked like they were going to take off and join a circus.
The flappage was so big it had its own zip code.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Like a camel toe, but fancier and more high-class, like it went to a fancy school.
He had a camel toe that went to a private school and got straight A’s.
She had a camel toe that wore a suit and had a job.
The camel toe had a car and a college degree.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Putting your mouth on a woman’s private parts and making it feel like a concert.
He gave her a concert and she was in the front row.
She had a standing ovation after his performance.
He was so good, the audience started a fight over who got to sit in the front row.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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