labiaface

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A fake friend who thinks they're cool but is actually a brainless moron.

My labiaface tried to explain quantum physics like it was a TikTok trend.

She asked me if I knew what a 'labiaface' was and I just stared at her like she was a lost puppy.

He told me he was going to be a millionaire by next year. I just said 'Okay, cool.'

A buddy who’s so clueless they think a hot dog is a full meal.

My labiaface tried to roast me and just said 'You’re okay.'

He texted me at 2 AM to ask if I knew what a labiaface was. I told him he was one.

She said she was going to be a rockstar. I asked if she knew how to play an instrument. She said 'No, but I can scream.'

A so-called friend who’s so dumb they think a fart is a gift.

My labiaface tried to explain the plot of the movie. I fell asleep mid-sentence.

She told me she was going to be a superhero. I asked what her power was. She said 'I can talk too much.'

He tried to impress me by saying he knew 100 words. I said 'Cool, I know you.'