labia scrape

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A woman slaps her gooey, messy labia right in your face like you owe her money.

She hit me with her wet labia during class. I didn't even get a warning.

He was begging for it, but it still smelled like old socks.

She did it in the elevator. I had to hold my breath for five minutes.

When a woman grabs your face and rubs her slimy, sweaty labia all over it like it's a cheeseburger.

He said it tasted like regret and pizza sauce.

She did it in the middle of a Zoom call. His mom was there.

He cried like a baby and still asked for seconds.

A woman throws her wet, messy labia in your face like it's a curse and you're the chosen one.

He thought he was getting a promotion. He got a labia faceplant instead.

She did it during a surprise party. His friends laughed until they choked.

He was too scared to tell his dad what happened.