labia pasty

My labia pasty is so bad I had to sit like a f***ing frog during lunch.

She was eating a sandwich and still had her labia pasty on full display.

He asked why I was sitting like a f***ing frog, and I said it was my labia pasty.

I brought my labia pasty to the party, and it was open for business all night.

She said her labia pasty was closed for lunch, so I knew she was f***ed up.

My labia pasty was closed for lunch, which meant I had no snacks and was f***ed.