Labia Moustache

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The hairy part you see when you're wearing a swimsuit and it's not pretty

My gym teacher told me my labia moustache was visible during the relay race.

I saw my cousin's labia moustache when she fell into the pool.

My friend's labia moustache was so big, it looked like a squirrel had nested there.

The part of you that makes you look like a raccoon in a bikini

My labia moustache was so wild, it scared the other swimmers.

I tried to hide my labia moustache under my towel, but it still peeked out.

My labia moustache looked like it had a life of its own.

The hair you wish you could shave off and never look at again

I tried to shave my labia moustache, and now I have a rash and regret.

My labia moustache is so bad, my mom won't let me wear a swimsuit anymore.

I wish my labia moustache was a tattoo I could get rid of.

The hair that makes you look like you’ve been in a fight with a hedgehog

My labia moustache looked like it had been attacked by a hedgehog and a raccoon.

I had to take my labia moustache to the doctor because it was so wild.

My labia moustache was so spiky, it felt like walking on a cactus.

The hair that makes you feel like you're wearing a hairy diaper in public

My labia moustache looked like I had a hairy diaper on during the school play.

I tried to hide my labia moustache under my clothes, but it still showed.

My labia moustache was so bad, my teacher made me leave the room.

The hair that makes you look like a jungle animal in a tank top

My labia moustache looked like a zebra had painted my crotch.

I had to wear a tank top to hide my labia moustache at the mall.

My labia moustache was so wild, it looked like it had a personality.