Labia Menora

My grandma's labia menora could give a real estate agent a run for their money.

I swear that labia menora was bigger than my math test score.

That labia menora looked like it had a life of its own.

That labia menora was acting like it was in a Broadway show.

I thought my neighbor was arguing with her cat, turns out it was her labia menora.

That labia menora had more layers than my mom's secrets.

That labia menora was screaming my name from the inside out.

My brother's labia menora could probably beat him at chess.

That labia menora was so loud, the whole neighborhood heard it.