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tiny pirates that live in your junk and steal your peace
My junk feels like a war zone. Labia lobsters are the cause.
I got bit by labia lobsters and now I’m mad.
My pants are full of labia lobsters and I’m not even joking.
labia lobsters
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the cockroaches of your pubes, and they don’t care if you’re sleeping
I woke up to labia lobsters and my life is ruined.
These labia lobsters are like cockroaches in my pubes.
Labia lobsters are the reason I hate my pubes.
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tiny farts that live on your junk and make you itch like a fool
Labia lobsters are the reason I scratch my junk like a madman.
These tiny farts are labia lobsters and they won’t stop me.
I got labia lobsters and now I’m scratching like I’ve lost my mind.