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When a lesbian’s ear lobes are so big they look like they were stretched by a truck and a bad decision.
My aunt’s ears look like she had a wrestling match with a donut.
That girl’s ears are so big I thought she was wearing a sandwich.
He said her ears looked like they were used for parking meters.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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When a lesbian’s ear lobes are so big they look like they were dipped in hot grease and pulled by a goat.
Her ears look like they were used for a prison break.
He said her ears were so big they could hold a whole family.
Her ears looked like they were stretched by a tornado and a bad haircut.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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When a lesbian’s ear lobes are so big they look like they were used for a fanny pack and a bad breakup.
Her ears look like they were stretched by a bad ex and a pizza box.
He said her ears were so big they could fit a whole playlist.
Her ears looked like they were stretched by a long walk and a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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