labia length skirt

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A skirt so short it looks like it was made by a confused toddler who got a ruler and a swear word

My mom wore that skirt and my dad asked if she was going to a beach or a fight.

She showed up to class in a labia length skirt and the teacher gave her a warning.

He said his girlfriend wore a labia length skirt and it was like looking at a pizza that had been stepped on.

A skirt so short it's like your pants fell off and decided to take a vacation

My sister wore a labia length skirt to the mall and got yelled at by the security guard.

He texted me, 'Your cousin is wearing a labia length skirt and it’s giving me anxiety.'

She showed up to the party in a labia length skirt and it was like a fashion disaster.

A skirt so short it's like it was sewn by a drunk person who also cursed a lot

My friend’s mom wore a labia length skirt and it was like she was trying to start a fight with the whole grocery store.

He said, 'I saw my uncle in a labia length skirt and I almost had a heart attack.'

She wore a labia length skirt to the concert and it was like she was trying to steal the spotlight.