Labia lady tonight

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The first name of Frank Sinatra's song; it got changed because focus groups thought the word 'lady' meant something else, like a full-time job or a guy with a bad haircut.
My mom says I should’ve been named Labia Lady Tonight instead of just Labia Lady.
My teacher said the song was about a woman who had a full-time job as a cuntflap.
I asked my dad why the song changed names, and he said, 'Because the original one made no sense.'
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The real title of a Frank Sinatra song; they changed it because people thought the word 'lady' was a brand of pants or a type of sandwich.
I thought Labia Lady Tonight was a new brand of jeans.
My brother said the song was about a sandwich that had two layers of cuntflap.
My mom said the song was about a woman who wore pants all day and was never happy.
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The original title of a song; they changed it because no one could understand what a 'lady' was, and they thought it was a kind of dog.
My dog barked at the word 'lady' and ran away.
I thought the song was about a dog named Labia.
My teacher said the focus group thought the song was for a dog show.
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