labia flakes

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The gross crumbly stuff that falls out when you scratch your crotch too much.

My sock got stuck to my leg because of labia flakes.

I tried to eat my labia flakes for breakfast and it was a disaster.

My dog ate my labia flakes and now he’s talking weird.

The magical powder that turns your underwear into a science experiment.

My pants turned pink because of labia flakes.

I tried to use labia flakes as glitter and it was a mistake.

My crush asked me what happened to my shirt, and I said labia flakes.

The cursed snack that comes from your private parts and hates you.

My labia flakes followed me to school and ruined my day.

I tried to hide my labia flakes in my backpack, but they came out.

My labia flakes got into my lunch and now my sandwich is gross.