Labia Blueberry

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When your labia feels like it's been hit by a truck after a guy with a meaty sausage smushed it all night.

My labia feels like it was in a car crash and the driver was drunk.

I woke up and my labia looked like a sock that’s been stepped on.

My labia is so sore I could cry, and I don’t even like crying.

The look your labia gives you when it’s been tortured by a man with a penis the size of a loaf of bread.

My labia is giving me the side-eye like it’s been through hell.

I look down and my labia looks like it’s been run over by a bus.

My labia is so bruised it looks like it’s wearing a black eye.

When your labia is so sore it feels like it’s been dipped in hot sauce after a night of wild sex.

I feel like my labia was in a blender and then microwaved.

My labia is burning like I sat on a hot stove.

My labia is so sore I could scream and no one would care.

The state of your labia when it’s been stretched like taffy by a man with a sausage for a penis.

My labia looks like it was stretched by a giant and then left out in the sun.

I feel like my labia was pulled like a rubber band and never let go.

My labia is all stretched out and looks like it’s been through a war.

When your labia looks like it’s been beaten up by a man with a penis the size of a brick.

My labia looks like it was punched by a brick wall.

I woke up and my labia looked like it had been in a fight.

My labia is so sore it could win a wrestling match.

The look your labia gives you after being squished by a man with a penis like a big old hot dog.

My labia is squished like it was in a vice and then left in the sun.

I look down and my labia looks like it’s been in a meat grinder.

My labia is so squished it looks like it’s been stepped on by a cow.