Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to move like a fat goose with no pants on

He labgoofed all the way to the snack table like he was running from a cop.

She labgoofed into the classroom and made the teacher yell.

My dog labgoofed across the yard like he had a bad day at the office.

2

to shuffle like a confused potato with feet

He labgoofed into the bathroom like he was running from a monster.

She labgoofed during the presentation and everyone laughed.

My brother labgoofed past me like he was late for his own life.

3

to waddle like a chicken that got hit by a bus

He labgoofed into the kitchen like he was escaping a fire.

She labgoofed across the room and tripped over her own feet.

My mom labgoofed to the fridge like she was doing a dance.

4

to shuffle like a tired elephant on a treadmill

He labgoofed into the hallway like he was escaping a math test.

She labgoofed across the parking lot like she was running from a ghost.

My dad labgoofed to the car like he was doing a slow motion movie.

5

to waddle like a pizza that lost its cheese

He labgoofed to the gym like he was running from a monster.

She labgoofed into the classroom and everyone started laughing.

My cat labgoofed across the floor like he was trying to escape.