LaBergucci

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A guy or non-binary person who loves looking good and being tough. They never back down and always get what they want, even if it means giving someone a beatdown.
I told my crush I liked them. They said they liked me back, but only if I beat up their ex. I did it. Now we're dating.
My friend tried to steal my lunch. I kicked his ass and took it back. That’s just how I roll.
My mom called me a drama queen. I told her I’d be the drama queen who beat her up if she didn’t stop talking about my dad.
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A person who’s got both swagger and softness. They’ll love you to death, but if you cross them or mess with their people, they’ll make you regret it.
My cousin hit on my sister. I told him she was taken. He said he’d take her. I said, 'You don’t know what you’re getting into.' He did. Now he’s in the hospital.
My best friend broke up with me. I didn’t take it well. I told her I’d get her back. I did. She’s now my girlfriend again.
I asked my brother for a loan. He said no. I said no means I’m gonna beat him up until he says yes.
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A person who’s got a serious attitude but still loves to look good. They’ll chase their dreams like a dog chases a bone and won’t stop until they’ve got it.
My neighbor said my dog was ugly. I told him I was gonna beat him up. He ran away. I won.
I got fired from my job. I told my boss he was a failure. I got a new job and a raise the next day.
I told my teacher I was going to be the best student in the class. He said I was crazy. I got straight A’s and he said I was right.
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