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When a guy gets a girl to ride him like a horse while a paper bag is on his head, then cries about it being assault later.

My cousin got his ex to ride him like a donkey while a paper bag was on his head. He called the cops.

My brother tried to get his crush to ride him with a paper bag on his head. It ended with him crying in the hallway.

Shia LaBeouf did it in a movie. Now everyone thinks it’s a real thing.

When a dorky, glasses-wearing, awkward guy ends up with the hottest girl in school, usually in a movie or during a class project.

My friend Tim got the prettiest girl in class. He was so dorky, it was ridiculous.

That nerdy kid in the back of the bus got the hot cheerleader. No one saw it coming.

In the movie, the awkward guy ended up with the girl. It was like magic.

The French way of having butt sex with someone who’s gay. It’s like a fancy version of butt stuff.

My cousin said he saw his uncle doing the French butt thing with his neighbor. It was gross.

My friend’s mom said she did the French butt thing with her best friend. It was weird.

The French do butt stuff with gay people. It’s like a tradition.

When a total nobody saves everyone from dying, just to get a look at a hot girl.

My cousin saved the whole school from a fire just to flirt with the principal’s daughter.

That guy in the movie saved the world just to impress the girl. He was desperate.

The guy who stopped the train just to talk to a hot girl. He was a hero, but also a fool.

When you copy someone’s words or ideas and say they’re yours, like you stole them.

My friend copied my essay and said it was his. He got caught.

My cousin used my idea for the science fair and said it was his. He was a thief.

The teacher caught the kid copying the whole test. He was a total cheater.

A person who’s so gay, they make the rest of the gay people look straight.

My cousin is so gay, he wears pink every day and dances to disco.

That guy in the class is so gay, he even flirts with the teacher.

My friend’s brother is so gay, he’s got a gay best friend and a gay dog.

When you grab a girl’s breast, like Shia LaBeouf did during an improv show. It’s a stupid thing to do.

My friend grabbed a girl’s breast during a concert. He got kicked out.

That guy at the mall grabbed a girl’s breast and said it was an improv moment. It was fake.

My cousin did it in front of the whole school. He was a total idiot.