LaBeouf

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A guy who somehow saves the day with no idea what he's doing, all while getting a hot girl to notice him and probably whispering 'I’m impressed' in his ear.
My cousin saved the firetruck from crashing into a wall and then asked the firefighter out.
That guy jumped in front of the bus and got a girl's number.
He tripped into a pool and saved the entire class from drowning.
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When you take someone else's idea and act like it's yours, even if you're still figuring out what the idea was.
He copied my essay and said it was his own original work.
She used my joke in her presentation and called it her own.
He took my idea and claimed it was his, even though he didn't understand it.
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A guy who’s so gay he probably thinks glitter is a form of currency.
He cried when the glitter ran out.
He dressed up as a unicorn for prom.
He told me glitter is the future.
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When a dorky guy gets a hot girl, usually in a movie where everyone else is also dorky and the girl is somehow still hot.
He got the hot girl in the movie and then forgot his lines.
He asked the hot girl to prom and then tripped over his own feet.
He got the girl, then got lost on the way home.
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When a guy gets a girl to ride on his head with a paper bag on it, and then tries to claim it was a real assault.
He put a paper bag on his head and had a girl ride him like a horse.
He tried to make it look like an actual assault.
He did the paper bag thing and then cried about it.
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The French way of doing gay butt sex, like it's a language all on its own.
He said it was the best butt sex ever.
He claimed it was a French tradition.
He did it in the back of a classroom.
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To labeouf is to grab a girl’s boob, and even though it didn’t happen, it became a thing because someone said it did.
He grabbed her boob and said it was during improv.
He claimed he did it and everyone believed him.
He tried to make it a real thing even though it wasn’t.
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