LaBelt

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LaBelt is when a woman screams so hard she turns her voice into a weapon and makes the sky cry. It’s like your mom yelling at you for eating the last slice of pizza, but way more magical.
My cousin tried to LaBelt during karaoke and broke the mic. The bar got a new one.
At the concert, she LaBelted so loud, the guy behind me got a nosebleed. Classic.
My dog started barking at the sound of her LaBelt. He’s never been that scared before.
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To LaBelt is to belt out notes so high, your throat feels like it’s on fire and your neighbors call the cops. You’re not singing, you’re warping sound.
She LaBelted ‘I Will Survive’ so hard, the ceiling fan started spinning backwards. True story.
My friend’s girlfriend LaBelted at her wedding. The priest got distracted and started singing along.
He tried to LaBelt ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ and passed out mid-song. Legend.
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When someone LaBelt, they don’t just sing, they own the air. It’s like your mom’s best friend’s cousin yelling at you for stealing her fries, but with more soul and less guilt.
At the talent show, she LaBelted ‘Queen of the Damned’ so hard, the judges started crying. Literally.
I LaBelted in the shower and my neighbor called the police. I was just being dramatic.
My brother LaBelted during a Zoom call and my aunt’s cat ran away. Classic.
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