labelphilia

I saw her at the mall and had to fix her shirt label. It was hanging out like it was embarrassed.

He texted me a picture of his sister’s label and said, 'Fix this or I’ll fix her.'

At the gym, I pulled a guy’s label so hard, his shirt flew off. He looked like a confused chicken.

I saw her label sticking out and had to fix it. It was like a personal attack.

He walked into class with his label hanging out and I had to fix it before the teacher saw.

My friend’s label was sticking out like it was trying to escape. I had to save it.

I saw her label sticking out and had to rip it off. It was like a dare.

He walked into the store with his label sticking out and I had to rip it off. He looked confused.

My little brother’s label was sticking out like a flag. I had to rip it off for him.