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Gluing silly labels on your junk with a labeller and cussing like a sailor because you're too cheap to buy real stickers.
I stuck 'I love my mom' on my penis and cried when it fell off.
My labeller broke, so I used my sister’s glue and called her a f***ing disaster.
I labeled my junk 'I’m the best' and then told my crush to shut up.