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Ben is a Tetris god who beats the game so hard it cries. He holds world records that aren’t official because the universe is too scared to acknowledge him.
Ben just beat Tetris in 10 seconds. The game tried to sue him.
He played Tetris so fast, the screen caught fire.
Ben’s Tetris skills are so good, the game gave him a raise.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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He hides in shiny things and yells random nonsense at people. No one knows why he does it, but it’s kinda cute.
He was found crying in a vending machine because it didn’t have enough snacks.
He posted a tweet saying ‘bananas are the new pizza’ and no one argued.
He DM’d a stranger ‘your cat is ugly’ and then cried.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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He’s the king of stupid, obsessed, and handsome. He’s like a hot mess who somehow makes it work.
He said he’s obsessed with glitter and also married to a toaster.
He posted a selfie with a banana and called it ‘art’.
He claims he’s handsome and also the reincarnation of a pizza.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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