LaBelle

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A tiny-ass town in Florida where people count beans instead of people. It’s named after two rich kids who probably never got their hands dirty. They have a stupid festival about a plant that tastes like swamp poop.
"I live in LaBelle. It’s so small, my neighbor knows my business."
"Why do they have a festival for a plant that smells like a dead raccoon?""
I moved there, and now I know more about cabbages than I ever wanted to.
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Something you slap on jars, not on people. It’s like giving a label to a pickle, but not to your annoying cousin.
"I labeled my lunch, so I don’t have to eat the mystery meat again."
I labeled my sock drawer. Now I know where my left foot lives.
My mom labeled my brain. It’s labeled 'chaos'.
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When someone hits you in the face so hard, you're knocked out and probably wish you were dead. It also means anything that makes you look like a fool.
"He got digged in the face at the party. Now he’s the joke."
I got digged by my crush. Now I look like a total idiot.
That punch was a digger. I saw stars and a lot of glitter.
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Stupid words people use to judge others based on what they wear or what music they listen to. If you call someone emo, you’re probably a guy who still wears SpongeBob pajamas.
"You call me a poser? I’m just trying to be cool, not a walking fashion ad."
I wear pink, but I’m not a prep. I just like the color.
Why do you call me emo? I only listen to My Chemical Romance because I like the shirt.
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A sticker you stick on jars or boxes. It’s also a complicated system used in high school to sort people into groups like ‘emo’ or ‘preppy’ because no one has any real life.
"I put a label on my jar so I don’t have to eat the expired soup again."
My school uses labels like ‘goth’ and ‘skater’ because they’re too lazy to talk to people.
I’m labeled ‘preppy’ even though I wear jeans and a hoodie.
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A person who doesn’t fit into the usual gay categories. They don’t act like they’re gay, and they probably don’t care if you know they are. They’re like the quiet kid in the back of the class who doesn’t talk.
"She’s a no label. She’s gay, but she doesn’t say it out loud."
He’s a no label. He’s in the LGBT community, but he doesn’t care about labels.
I’m a no label. I don’t need a label to be happy.
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A record company says this when they own the artist. It means they take all the money and leave you with nothing but a broken heart and a bad album.
"The record company owns me. Now I have no money and a bad album."
They said I was owned by the label. Now I have no life.
The company owns the artist. Now the artist is broke and sad.
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