labelity

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Stickers you slap on jars. Never on people. Unless you're a complete idiot.
Why do you have a label on your lunch? Are you trying to be a scientist or a freak?
My jar has 12 labels. I don't know what's in it. I'm scared.
Labels are for jars. People are for being weird.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When someone hits you so hard in the face you feel like you just got hit by a truck and then you fall over like a sack of potatoes.
I got knocked out by my mom. She was mad I ate her favorite cookies.
He got labelity from a punch. Now he's in the hospital.
She got labelity from a soccer ball. Don't question it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Stupid words people use to call others names based on what they wear or what music they like. Everyone who uses labels is a clueless, brain-dead, narrow-minded, lazy, dumbass.
You call me a poser because I like Avril? I’m still cooler than you.
I wear black. You think I’m goth. I’m not. I just like dark clothes.
You call me emo because I wear a hat. I don’t even know what emo means.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Stickers you put on jars. Also a stupid way to sort people like they’re in a prison and you’re the warden.
I put a label on my jar. Now my mom thinks I’m a genius.
They sort people like they’re in a jail. It’s dumb.
I don’t like labels. I like being weird.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who doesn’t want to be called fem, butch, stud, or girlie. They don’t care about labels and don’t show they’re gay. They’re more like asexual and don’t want anyone to know.
She’s a no label. She doesn’t care what people think.
He doesn’t care if people know he’s gay. He’s a no label.
They don’t like labels. They just like being themselves.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A company that owns an artist. Like they’re the boss and the artist is the employee.
The record company owns the artist. They’re the boss.
She got a label. Now she’s not free.
He signed with a label. Now he’s a slave.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Why do people care so much about labels? You like a band, you’re a freak. You like two bands, you’re a poser. You like five bands, you’re a genius.
You like Avril and 50 Cent? You’re a poser.
You like Evanescence and Taking Back Sunday? You’re emo.
You like Britney and Usher? You’re a freak.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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