label whore

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A label whore is someone who wears only fancy brand names on their body like a walking ad. They’d rather be broke than wear something without a big name on it.
I’d rather eat my shoes than wear a shirt without a logo.
She bought a $500 jacket just because it had 'Gucci' on it. The rest of it looked like a cat threw up on it.
He wore a shirt with three different logos at once. It looked like a fashion disaster.
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A label whore buys only designer stuff, no matter how expensive or stupid it is. They don’t care if it looks good, just that it has a fancy name.
He spent all his paycheck on a pair of shoes that cost more than his rent.
She bought a dress with a logo so big it covered half her face.
He wore a shirt with a logo so loud it could be heard from across the street.
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A label whore wears only name-brand stuff, even if it’s ugly, expensive, or completely out of style. They care more about the name than how it looks.
She wore a shirt that said 'Louis Vuitton' but looked like it came from a landfill.
He bought a hat that cost $200 just because it said 'Nike' on it.
He wore a jacket with 10 different logos. It looked like a fashion explosion.
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A label whore will wear anything with a big name on it, even if it’s ugly, expensive, or looks like it was made in a prison.
She wore a shirt that said 'Prada' but looked like it was made out of trash.
He bought a pair of pants that cost $500 just because it said 'Armani' on them.
He wore a shirt with a logo so big it covered his whole face.
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A label whore will die before they drink beer from a 2-liter bottle. They’d rather drink out of a fancy glass with a logo on it.
He threw a party just to show off his fancy beer cups.
She bought a $1000 beer set just because it had a logo on it.
He refused to drink from a bottle. He used a fancy glass with 'Champagne' on it.
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A label whore will wear multiple big name brands at once, even if it looks like a fashion explosion or a walking ad.
He wore a shirt with 'Nike', 'Adidas', and 'Puma' all on it. It looked like a logo war.
She wore a jacket with so many logos it looked like a fashion disaster.
He wore a hat with 'Gucci' and a shirt with 'Louis Vuitton'. It looked like a brand fight.
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