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a guy who wears a shirt so tight it looks like it's trying to escape

He looked like a shirt had a restraining order against it.

That shirt was tighter than my mom’s rules.

He wore that shirt like it was a second skin and a first mistake.

a man who thinks a shirt is a full-time job

He changed shirts three times just to go to the grocery store.

He had a shirt on during his whole lunch break. It was a badge of honor.

He wore a shirt so long it had a second life.

a guy who smells like a shirt and nothing else

He walked in and I could tell he hadn’t taken his shirt off since 2008.

His shirt was the only thing he owned that didn’t need a mop.

He smelled like a shirt that had been left in a sauna.