label humper

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A wine snob who picks a bottle just because the label looks cool and hopes it doesn't taste like cheap ass grape juice.

I saw that label and knew it was the one. Didn't even check the price.

That label was so fancy I bought it before I realized it was red wine.

I bought this bottle just because the label looked like it belonged on a king's crown.

A guy who buys wine based on the label and then yells at it when it doesn't taste like a thousand bucks.

I paid $50 for this bottle and it tastes like my cousin's leftover spaghetti sauce.

That label said 'premium' but this wine is just premium lies.

I bought it for the label, and now I'm mad at both of them.

A person who buys wine just because the label looks good and doesn't care if it tastes like a bad hangover.

I bought this bottle because the label was cool. Now I'm hungover and the wine is worse.

That label was so pretty I didn't notice it was white wine.

I bought this just because the label had a mustache. It was a mistake.