label

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A sticker you slap on a jar or box to tell everyone what's inside, like a moron.

I put a label on my lunch because I thought it was a mystery box. It was just a sandwich. A sandwich, you guys.

My mom labels everything. Even the toilet paper. What's next, a label for my breath?

I tried to label my feelings. It didn't work. My feelings are messy and don't like being organized.

A complicated system that makes kids think they're special if they wear black or know how to play an instrument. It's like the ancient caste system, but with more eyeliner.

My friends are all emo now. They think they're deep. I think they're just tired of being called ugly.

My brother is a jock, but he also likes to draw. That makes him a poser. A poser, I tell you.

My sister is a goth, but she also likes pink. That makes her a freak. A freak, I tell you.

by Slangipedia 21h ago

A way to sort bands into stupid categories like 'emo' or 'punk.' It’s just a fancy way to say ‘I don’t know what this band is, but I’m calling it emo because it makes me feel sad.'

I called my band ‘emo’ even though we just play loud music. I’m not sad, I’m just loud.

My friend’s band is punk, but they just wear hoodies. That’s not punk, that’s just lazy.

My band is called ‘goth,’ but we just like dark hair. That’s not goth, that’s just fashion.

by Slangipedia 21h ago

Something kids say they hate, but they put on themselves and yell it at everyone else like it's a religion.

My label is ‘scene,’ but I don’t even know what that means. I just wear skinny jeans and hope I look cool.

My friend’s label is ‘prep,’ but he just likes to wear polos. He’s not rich, he’s just lazy.

I labeled myself ‘skater,’ but I haven’t even ridden a skateboard in a year. I’m just pretending.

by Slangipedia 21h ago

A word kids use to put you in a box. It’s like being forced to be the weird kid in a movie, but you didn’t even ask for it.

I’m called ‘nerd,’ but I like sports and music. I’m not a nerd, I’m just a good kid.

I’m called ‘jock,’ but I also like to draw and write. I’m not a jock, I’m just a creative kid.

I’m called ‘slut,’ but I don’t even know what that means. I’m just a normal kid.

by Slangipedia 21h ago

A fancy word for a group you try to belong to because you’re too lazy to be yourself.

I joined the emo group because I thought it would make me cool. It didn’t. I just looked sad.

I joined the jock group because I thought it would make me popular. It didn’t. I just looked dumb.

I joined the goth group because I thought it would make me mysterious. It didn’t. I just looked like I had a bad hair day.

by Slangipedia 21h ago

A word you get because you like something or look a certain way, and now you have to deal with everyone else trying to figure out who you are.

I like sports and music, so I’m a ‘poser.’ A poser, I tell you.

I like to draw and play guitar, so I’m a ‘scene kid.’ A scene kid, I tell you.

I like to wear black and listen to rock music, so I’m a ‘goth.’ A goth, I tell you.

by Slangipedia 21h ago