Labeef

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A pale, hillbilly meathead who thinks cornbread is a food group and knows more about trucks than people.

"You call that a car? I’ve seen cows with better style.", Labeef at a car show

"I don’t need a GPS, I’ve been lost since birth.", Labeef in a DM

"I don’t know what a phone is, but I know it’s not a gun.", Labeef during a debate

A big guy who thinks a rifle is a toy and a badge means he’s the king of the street.

"I don’t need a lawyer, I’ve got a badge and a bullet.", Labeef arguing with a cop

"I shot a deer once. That’s more than you’ve ever done.", Labeef at a party

"I know more about guns than your grandpa.", Labeef bragging in a group chat