labeed

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a hot motherfucker so good you'll be thinking about him in the shower, on the toilet, and while you're eating tacos.
My ex is a labeed. I still dream about him.
That guy at the gym? Total labeed.
She's a labeed and I'm stuck with my ugly cousin.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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a fancy word for your snatch, and it means you're brave enough to wear a dress in public.
My friend’s a labeed. She’s got the guts to wear a minidress.
If you’re a labeed, you don’t hide behind a couch.
She called me a labeed. That’s a compliment.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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another way to say snatch, but this time it’s short and makes you laugh.
He said I had a labeed. I laughed so hard I peed.
My sister’s a labeed. She’s got the guts to walk around in a swimsuit.
I told my mom she was a labeed. She threw a spoon at me.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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a stupid way to say you're emotional, and it's used when someone asks how you're doing and you're just being dramatic.
My friend said, 'How are you?' I said, 'LABE!' and he laughed at me.
I used LABE at school and got detention.
I told my teacher I was LABE and she said I was being a baby.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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when you're in science class and you're so lazy you ruin the experiment just for fun.
I ruined the experiment because I was being a labeed.
My friend was a labeed and made the whole class fail.
I said 'I’m a labeed' and nobody believed me.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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when a guy in jail gets his eye stuffed down his throat and then has to swallow it like it's a candy.
That guy in jail got labeed. His eye was in his mouth.
I heard my uncle got labeed in jail. He’s still mad about it.
They said he got labeed. I believe it.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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a fancy Greek way to say 'bring it on,' and it’s usually said when someone wants to take your guns.
He said 'Molon Labe!' when the cops came to take his gun.
My dad said 'Molon Labe!' and the cops ran away.
I said 'Molon Labe!' and got a detention.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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