labeeba

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A labeeba is a woman who knows everything and talks down to everyone like they’re stupid.

My labeeba cousin got a perfect score on the test and still made me do her math homework.

At the party, my labeeba aunt ruined the pizza by adding cumin and then judged me for eating it.

My labeeba neighbor told my dog to shut up and it actually worked.

A labeeba is a woman who’s got brains, looks, and a attitude that can make a man cry.

My labeeba boss gave me a raise and then yelled at me for taking too long to get coffee.

My labeeba sister got into college and then said I was ‘just barely passing.’

My labeeba cousin married a millionaire and still called me out for my bad fashion.

A labeeba is a woman who’s got a head full of ideas and a mouth full of trash.

My labeeba mom told me I was ‘a disgrace’ and then cooked me a 10-course meal.

My labeeba friend got into the best school and still called me a ‘moron.’

My labeeba cousin got a promotion and then said I was ‘just barely worth the salary.’

A labeeba is a woman who’s got the brain of a genius and the attitude of a donkey.

My labeeba aunt got a PhD and still made me do her laundry.

My labeeba cousin got a new car and still said I was ‘a waste of space.’

My labeeba neighbor got a raise and still told me I was ‘just barely alive.’

A labeeba is a woman who’s got the brain of a professor and the mouth of a sailor.

My labeeba cousin passed the exam and then said I was ‘a disgrace to the family.’

My labeeba aunt got a promotion and then called me out for my bad hair.

My labeeba neighbor got a new job and still said I was ‘just barely trying.’

A labeeba is a woman who thinks she’s the best and makes everyone else feel like they’re not.

My labeeba sister got into college and still said I was ‘just barely passing.’

My labeeba cousin got a promotion and then told me I was ‘a total waste of space.’

My labeeba neighbor got a new car and still said I was ‘just barely alive.’