labean

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A sugar-coated, annoying, giggly, brain-dead, girl who I’d date if I had a brain and a life!

Labean is like a snack that’s too sweet and makes you feel sick after.

I’d date her if she promised me a life of snacks and bad decisions.

Labean is the reason I failed math and my self-esteem.

A basic white girl who makes being around her feel like a chore but somehow still fun.

Labean is the reason I hate group projects and basic people.

She’s like the background music of my life, annoying but somehow familiar.

If Labean was a pizza, she’d be plain cheese and I’d be the guy who burns it.