labdron

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A total jerk who acts like a tough guy but is just a nervous wreck who will stab you in the back if you say the wrong thing
You asked him if he wanted a sandwich. He yelled, 'I don’t need your stupid sandwich!' and threw a fork at you.
He laughed at your joke, then went to the bathroom and cried.
He threatened to punch your mom if you didn’t shut up during lunch.
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A fake tough guy who is actually a scaredy cat but will rip your head off if you mess with him
He yelled at the dog for barking, then ran away when the dog chased him.
He said he’d beat you up, then fainted when you poked him.
He screamed at you for spilling soda on his shoes, then cried like a baby.
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A guy who talks big but is just a wuss who will beat you senseless if you don’t do what he says
He told you to clean your room, then yelled at you when you dropped a sock.
He said he’d take you on, then ran when you sneezed at him.
He laughed at your bad joke, then hit you with a broom.
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A tough guy who is just a chicken who will beat you to a pulp if you don’t shut up
He yelled at you for whispering, then tripped over his own shoes.
He said he’d punch you, then hid behind the couch.
He told you to stop talking, then cried when you laughed.
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A guy who acts like a monster but is just a scaredy cat who will punch you in the face if you look at him wrong
He yelled at you for looking at his snack, then hit you with a spoon.
He said he’d kick your butt, then ran when you said 'okay.'
He laughed at your joke, then threw a book at you.
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A guy who talks tough but is just a wimp who will beat you up if you don’t listen
He said he’d beat you up, then cried when you said 'okay.'
He yelled at you for spilling milk, then hid under the table.
He told you to stop talking, then hit you with a pillow.
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