Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The beta male who does all the gross lab work and gets no respect or cookies.

I’m the labcuck. I clean the beakers and no one thanks me.

I got stuck with the rat cage again. I’m the labcuck.

They call me the labcuck because I eat the last chicken nugget every day.

2

The guy who gets stuck doing the dumb lab tasks and gets no love from the cool kids.

I’m the labcuck. I mop the floor and no one even looks at me.

They said I was the labcuck because I had to feed the frogs.

I’m the labcuck. I got stuck with the stinky chemicals again.

3

The lab’s invisible worker who does all the crap jobs and gets no glory.

I’m the labcuck. I washed all the dishes and no one said thanks.

They said I was the labcuck because I had to clean the toilet.

I’m the labcuck. I got stuck with the rat again.

4

The lab’s human mop who does all the dirty work and gets no praise.

I’m the labcuck. I mop the floor and no one gives a damn.

They called me the labcuck because I had to clean the beakers.

I’m the labcuck. I got stuck with the rat and the mop.

5

The lab’s doormat who takes all the dumb tasks and gets no thanks.

I’m the labcuck. I had to clean the lab and no one even said hi.

They said I was the labcuck because I had to feed the frogs.

I’m the labcuck. I got stuck with the mop and the chicken nuggets.

6

The lab’s version of a janitor who does all the boring stuff and gets no love.

I’m the labcuck. I mop the floor and no one even looks at me.

They said I was the labcuck because I had to clean the toilet.

I’m the labcuck. I got stuck with the rat and the mop.