labcoat

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#nerd#overthinker#science-obsessed

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A labcoat is a person who thinks they’re Einstein, but they’re just a nerd who thinks science is the only way to solve everything. They use big words just to sound fancy and make everyone else feel dumb.
My labcoat thinks a toaster is a scientific breakthrough. I just want to eat my waffles.
He wore a labcoat to the grocery store. I asked him if he was testing the milk for aliens.
My labcoat tried to explain gravity to my dog. The dog just stared at him like he was a lunatic.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A labcoat is a brainwashed scientist who thinks they’re helping the world, but really they’re just a puppet for some globalist conspiracy. They do experiments just to make the rich richer.
My labcoat said he was working for the government. I asked if he was trying to take over the world or just get a better coffee break.
She called me a labcoat because I said the sky was blue. She probably works for the Illuminati.
My labcoat thinks the moon landing was fake. I think he’s paid by aliens.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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