Labbies

We're the coolest kids in the whole city. We live in NYC and think anyone who isn't from here is a lost cause. We hang out at Paradise like it's our second home, chugging ice coffee like it's water. We hate everyone else and only hook up with the same three people. We're all high all the time and think gym class is just another way to get a free pass to be lazy.

People who work at some lab places, like Los Alamos or Oak Ridge. They wear way too many badges, glasses that look like they came out of a science movie, and they ride old bikes like they’re in a time warp. They talk about nuclear fusion like it's the most important thing in the world and act like they're the smartest people alive.

A lab is a place where you make meat from cells instead of eating meat from dead cows. It’s for people who can’t stand the idea of eating anything that isn’t grown in a petri dish.

Abby is the worst. She takes all the L’s and acts like she’s the best. She’s a real piece of work.

They're the best group ever. Everyone loves them, except the ops. They're the reason we all still talk about them.