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A labbie is a nerdy scientist who works at a big lab and thinks they're the smartest person in the world. They wear glasses like a dork, carry around 10 badges, and still think the 60s were the best time ever.
My labbie coworker cried when the coffee machine broke.
He still uses a floppy disk like it's 1999.
He yelled at me for not knowing what ORM meant.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A labbie is someone who gets a paycheck for sending silly emails and taking two-hour lunches. They don't care if the lab explodes, they just want their benefits.
She took a lunch break and came back with a new tattoo.
He got paid for making a meme about nuclear bombs.
He called in sick just to watch cat videos.
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A labbie is a cool kid from NYC who thinks they're the best. They drink ice coffee all day, smoke bogues, and hook up with the same five people every weekend.
She texted me at 3 a. m. to ask if I wanted to smoke bogues.
He showed up to class high and got in trouble for it.
She told me her deepest secret, which was that she still talks to Steve from SATC.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A labbie is someone who thinks 'lab' means 'laboratory' and acts like it's a big deal. They're usually confused why people don't know what it means.
He said, 'Lab is short for laboratory, you dummy!'
She got mad because I didn't know what a lab was.
He called me out for not knowing what a lab was.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A labbie is a vegetarian who thinks meat from a lab is the best thing ever. They hate dead animals and would never touch a burger.
She said, 'I’d rather eat lab meat than a dead cow any day.'
He refused to eat a burger because it was 'from a dead animal.'
She got mad because I ate a burger in front of her.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A labbie is a total cunt named Abby who takes bare L’s and thinks she's the best. Everyone else hates her, but she doesn’t care.
Abby said, 'I take bare Ls, and I’m the best.'
She called me a cunt for not knowing what a bare L was.
She got mad because I didn’t like her.
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A labbie is the best group ever, everyone loves them, except the ops. They live for labbie cilly and are known for their funny tags.
They said, 'We are the best group ever!'
They posted #labbicilly4lifefr for no reason.
They called the ops the worst people ever.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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