Labberdabber

My ex used to say, 'I'm gonna give you the labberdabber treatment.'

He texted me, 'You'll never forget the labberdabber.'

He yelled at me, 'You left me for a guy without a labberdabber!'

He posted, 'My labberdabber is back!'

He called me and said, 'You missed the labberdabber party!'

He sent me a voice note: 'This is the labberdabber.'

He told me, 'You left me for someone with a better labberdabber.'

He said, 'I used to have a labberdabber. Now I have a flapper.'

He messaged me, 'The labberdabber is dead. Long live the flapper.'