labbatical

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A woman’s labia gets a sick leave because it’s been through hell and needs a break.
My labia took a labbatical because it’s been fighting a war for months.
She called in sick to work because her labia was on strike.
Labia got a note from the doctor saying it needed a vacation.
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When your labia gets a paid break because it’s been working overtime.
My labia called in sick after a 24-hour shift.
She got a labbatical because her labia was tired of being used every day.
Labia got a break because it was overworked and underappreciated.
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A labia gets a vacation because it’s been through too much and needs to recover.
Labia took a labbatical after a long night of partying.
Her labia got a break because it was sore from all the action.
The labia called in sick after being used too much.
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