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Lifes a total mess and then you go and screw someone
My life is like a broken toaster and I just had to flirt with my boss
Life hit me with a brick and I kissed my ex
My day was a disaster and I still texted my ex
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Life is a pain in the ass and you end up with a new problem
Life is like a bad pizza and I just ordered a second one
Life threw me a curveball and I caught a virus
Life was rough and I dated my teacher
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Life is a mess and then you mess it up more
Life was hard and I failed my test and then I asked my crush out
Life was tough and I got in a fight and then I kissed my friend
Life was rough and I got a bad grade and then I cheated