1 Life's a total mess and then you croak Expand My dog just bit my uncle. LABATYDI failed my math test and my mom yelled. LABATYDMy ex texted me. LABATYD + Examples
2 Life throws you a curveball and then you die Expand My dad got fired. LABATYDMy favorite pizza place closed. LABATYDI got a D on my report card. LABATYD + Examples
3 Life is a poop storm and then you're dead Expand I got grounded for a month. LABATYDMy dog ate my homework. LABATYDMy math teacher is a monster. LABATYD + Examples